My Name's Mike Coletta and You Found My Github Personal Page!

I'm currently a student enrolled in the UW Coding Boot Camp. Now, time for why you're here...cat ipsum.

Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff trip on catnip sit in box scream for no reason at 4 am woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now, stare at ceiling. Stare at guinea pigs meowing chowing and wowing but i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark or i am the best for munch, munch, chomp, chomp munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out for soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep so meow all night eat and than sleep on your face. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Grass smells good run at 3am oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap.

Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason grass smells good trip on catnip pet me pet me don't pet me or run outside as soon as door open funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you. Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun spread kitty litter all over house this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Meow meow making bread on the bathrobe yet kitty so run as fast as i can into another room for no reason but claws in the eye of the beholder have secret plans. Meeeeouw cat snacks run at 3am human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! so swat at dog, or i can haz, and litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Found somthing move i bite it tail. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle good now the other hand, too. Unwrap toilet paper poop on floor and watch human clean up. Cat snacks mesmerizing birds dead stare with ears cocked for kitty loves pigs so intrigued by the shower, yet kitty time or hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. 𝕄𝔼𝕆𝕎 pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me so i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box but lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back yet bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face brown cats with pink ears, meow in empty rooms. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) cat mojo for lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep or lick sellotape yet destroy couch as revenge. Licks your face wake up human for food at 4am and be superior for growl at dogs in my sleep or get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened meow to be let out for lies down jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out or ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Licks your face fart in owners food , yet drool grass smells good purrrrrr. Scream at teh bath ptracy, or soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Rub my belly hiss roll over and sun my belly or howl uncontrollably for no reason for hunt anything that moves missing until dinner time, or headbutt owner's knee for plop down in the middle where everybody walks. Is good you understand your place in my world oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap yet love to play with owner's hair tie and try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard walk on keyboard . Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today. I shredded your linens for you paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Eat all the power cords ears back wide eyed. Lie in the sink all day jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out.